hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.

— Californication (via perfect)
wasb0rnbackwards:

soundlyawake:

plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

my cousin killed himself by jumping in front of a train
not sure if this is supposed to be funny? clever? promoting suicide? just plain fucked up?

id go with just plain fucked up 
inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

taco-bell-rey:

when you spend more than $20 in front of your friends

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE